Showing posts with label Bosnia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bosnia. Show all posts

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Dancing up the Danube: Part 1

From Sarajevo, we our Journey took us to another war torn fall out from the hedonistic days of the former Yugoslavia, the states former capital, and now capital of Serbia, Belgrade. The journey departing Belgrade left at the bleary eyed time of 6:00am, the previous nights BBQ and beer not encouraging much enthusiasm for a 5:00am awakening. The journey was again sumptuous, bouncing through gorgeous tree filled swathes of aggressive hilly terrain. This included seeing spots marked off by tape, an indication of land mine filled countryside. The final approach to the Serbian border was a captivating lake, which the road followed the lakeside, with gorgeous backdrops of a slightly mountainous view. I had little idea that this lake was part of the border between Bosnia and Serbia, only twigging when the occasional Serbian flag was seen on the other shoreline.

Going through the border was again slightly drawn out. Hutch's desire to get a 'Welcome to Serbia' sign on the border, was less welcoming that he'd imagine, getting frog marched back onto the bus! This was the second land border we had crossed, and the second time Hutch had pissed off a border guard, following his topless approach into Bosnia and the failure to produce the passports in record time, resulting in the border guard in Bosnia to scream at me!

Once through to Serbia, the landscaped changed as did the use of the alphabet; the Serbian's use Cyrillic, the landscape now flatter and less scenic. Poverty also seems to slightly improve, with better established housing and more cars scattered as we headed to Belgrade. Once dropped into Belgrade, another currency was required to ensure we could have the statutory arrival beer; The Serbian Dinar, with a conversion rate of ~150 to the pound.

In a scorching hot Belgrade, we were due to meet a friend who was on a 6 month placement. The last time I had seen her, she was in New York on a different placement. What a contrast, but nonetheless, we were in Belgrade, and Charlotte Read had foolishly agreed to not only meet us, but host us. Before the rendezvous, we had a meander through Belgrade (via a split toe nail for me; lesson, don't wear flip flops on undulating pavements in Belgrade), and settled at a recommended lunching spot. To our surprise, the traditional menu hosted:
  • A Calf's Head in Tripe
  • White Glands (Bulls Sex Glands)
Once opting for and consuming less outrageous food, we departed in a taxi to Boleč. We arrived to a jubilant Charlotte, who was glad to see English people. Once having a beer and idle chatter, we worked our way into downtown Belgrade, ready to experience the reputed party capital of Europe.


There was no disappointment. We stumbled upon a frantic private party on a boat on the Danube and were welcomed to the party by the ever so stocious Ivan. The back drop from the boat was the gorgeous Kalemegdan Park and more of Belgrade. We partied hard until 6:00 and knew it would soon be time to go, when Ivan was carried off the boat looking pretty ill. Ivan will forever be known from this trip as Ivan the Terrible after the former Grand Prince of Moscow. Belgrade didn't disappoint for nightlife; we were there on a Monday night, and the appetite was buoyant and the locals welcoming and encouraging to our requirement for a party!!


When we gently awoke, we got ready and headed off, but not before being struck but something strange. Rain! It was the first time on the tour we had experienced it, and thank goodness for my borrowed Anderlecht jacket. After a tour of the previous nights back drop, Kalemegdan, and other pivotal sights in the city, we headed into the bohemian quarter Skadarlija for a final beer in the city before heading back to Boleč to go to the station for our next Danube destination: Budapest. The final beer was a thanks and fairwell to Charlotte for hosting and joining us; Hutch and I have offered a reunion meal upon Charlotte's return to Nottingham.

Once aboard our new host, we settled into our sleeper carriage and started consuming the couple of beers we had for the journey. Upon departing Novi Sad, a sudden flashing and banging occurred (I know I've mentioned this in a previous stat post, but for continuation I will include in this post). Initially I thought it was some firework being launched towards us, but this flashing and banging continued for 30 seconds or more, I started to fear for my life; we were in Serbia, and the possibility of coming under attack was high. As soon as it had started, it disappeared, the train coming to a sudden halt during the 'attack'. After some moments, we were informed that it was from the high voltage electric cable. It had fallen onto the train, causing high powered static and plasma explosions. The fact the cable had come down on our carriage accentuated the visual and sound quality. To also find it hanging precariously outside our window was not only confirmation, but fascinating. 

Whilst we were looking out, Hutch noticed another curious passenger poking his head out, further up the carriage; he too had the cable, but hadn't seen it's proximity to his head; centimeters. Hutch pointed this out, and the passenger had a sudden jump and was panicked. Accordingly, Hutch was rewarded a hero; he had just saved this dudes life.


The repercussions of the cable meant we would be behind schedule, whist the required repairs were executed. The jubilant mood of our first sleeper train had been killed, and in between the noises of the repairs, we slumbered in our carriage until we got to Budapest, only being awoken at the border for Passport checks (this one went without incident, given the two previous troubled crossings). I was also fortunate enough to quickly make a reflected sun camera, to witness the rare transit of Venus, over our life source, the Sun. This was fortunate because it was due to occur at sun rise, just as the border control was happening. If you missed it, the next one occurs in 2117.

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Stat Attack

I've been putting the main part of this blog together a day before the last blog. Although nearly complete, I decided to finish and post it minutes after the overhead electric cable came down onto the train, right by our window (no shit), about two minutes after leaving Novi Sad, an hour north of Belgrade, as we head to Budapest.
The flashes and bangs initially made me think it was fireworks, then I thought we might be under attack when this didn't stop for about 30 seconds or so (We're in Serbia...) and jumper low down in sleeper cabin with Hutch. The train came to a halt, as did the flashes and noises...
Eventually, upon being told it was not rebles attacking, we cranked the window to see a huge cable hanging by the side of the train.
A chap two compartments down put his head out of the window also, centimeters from his head, Hutch gave him a quick heads up, so to speak, and the Guy looked like he might nearly have another problem at the other end of his body... he immediately came and thanked Hutch for saving his life! Here's the original blog...
I thought I would deliver some statistics, both the story to date, and the overall mission. I will start off with the overall picture to give an idea of perspective, then update where we are so far.
The overall journey stats:
Distance covered = 7,740 Km (as the crow flies, it is expected to be near 10,000 Km upon completion)
Countries = 9
Flights = 3
Train Journeys (if everything goes to plan) = 11, of which 5 are overnight sleepers
Bus Journeys (if everything goes to plan ) = 3, none of which are overnight sleepers
Different Hostels = 15
Friends House I'm visiting = 1
Different Cities with accommodation = 13
Currencies = 7
Ok, so that is a rough guide to where we are now. If there is anything that you think I've missed, then please ask!
The journey so far:
Distance Covered = 2,200 km
Countries (not including Germany) = 4
Flights = 2
Trains = 0
Bus Journeys = 3
Different Hostels = 3
Friends house visited = 1 (Thanks Charlotte Read in Belgrade)
Different Cities = 5
Currencies = 4 (We've used Euro's on occasion)
OK, so now for some less regular stats...
Lives saved = 1 (new)
Beers consumed = Can't remember all of them, let alone count them. Lots.
Different local beers tried = > 8
Random local liqures that we can't rember the names of = 4
Random local liqures that we can rember the names of = 1
Borders Crossed = 2
Border crossings where Hutch has ended up annoying the border guards = 2
Borders Crossings where Mosski has ended up annoying the border guards = 1 (But only because Hutch didn't know where the passports were)
Hours Sleep since departure:
Mosski ~ 24
Hutch ~ 21
Bombed/Shelled buildings seen > 10
Famous Assasination Locations seen = 1
Injuries = 2 (both Mosski; a bloodshot eye, split toe nail due to poor streets of Belgrade)
Vomittings = 1
Number of items that have sex organs mentioned on the menu = 1 (as defined on the menu "White Kidneys (Young bulls Sex glands)", upon asking for a better definition from the waiter, was informed testicles, by gesturing)
Times booked a hostel but never went to bed = 1
Total taxis = 6
Hero comdedy good value Taxi drivers = 4
Things that once on tour, stay on tour = Can't say
Photo's taken > 700
Photo's taken that are artistic and don't have either one of us looking like chumps = 0
Hours Partied = 45
Hours Hungover = Total time away - hours partied - hours asleep
Total Time away = 104 hours (since landing in Zadar)

Friday, May 18, 2012

Euro 2012 : The pipe dream


Occasionally in life, something crops up and you just can't drop it. No matter how crazy it seems, awkward to organise or marginally expensive it feels. This is just an introduction to the start of many a blog entries in what I hope will be a great story over the next month. A friend, Stuart Hutchings, and I covering one of the biggest football tournaments in the World, mixed with a mad trip across the eastern red and iron clad part of the continent Europe. This is a blog about Mosski and Hutch going to Euro 2012.


In February, a colleague told Hutch he might have a couple of tickets for a European Championships game; England vs Ukraine, in Donets'k. This is about as far east as you can get on mainland Europe to Russia, the last stop before you will need a visa to enter the Motherland.


This immediately got my travel juices going. I never look at a direct journey, I look for the awkward, crazy and different approach. I knew that prices to fly directly into Donets'k when England were playing would be ridiculous. An alternative was required to get to this far flung corner of mainland Europe.


One of my good friends has a 7-seater Space Wagon, and he also likes an adventure. I proposed the idea of driving through Europe, dangling the carrot of reward; the finish of his thesis for his doctorate soon appearing over the horizon, just before the start of the Euro's. He was in. So were quite a few others. We could fill the car comfortably.


Then he was out. We were entering April. He wasn't going to get his thesis finished in time. May was a busy month for him, it just wasn't going to happen. We couldn't take the car without him. But the prospect of travelling across Europe was still in the back of my mind, as was it in Hutch's. This had to happen.


Over the next few weeks, the two of us collaborated and figured out different crazy routes. This wasn't just going to be about football, but an adventure, checking in a number of countries, sights, sounds, history, cultures. And football. We had ideas, we spent endless nights looking at routes, trying to get in as many games as possible, even if we didn't have tickets, the atmosphere, the adventure...


Moral was down, we just couldn't make the planned route overland to and from Donets'k to cover enough games in enough time. We'd spent hours one night looking at different options. Just wasn't feasible, too much was giving, not able to get to certain cities in time for games. UEFA, the games are horrible to traverse!


I sat back in my chair once Hutch had gone, it was past midnight. Why don't we reverse the route? Go though Poland first, then end up in Ukraine? Do we need to go to Donets'k, the potential ticket was gone. Donets'k was the problem, it was too far east. Will it work? Drag. Drop. Copy. Paste. Logical. Sense? That makes sense... bit tight in places, but possible. The route was bloody possible.


The next few weeks entailed a review of all the possibilities and combination of the routes; can we do this, and that, or the other... do we have enough time in x, will the overnight train leave late enough to allow time for the game? Most of it fitted. I even started to understand, because of the booking systems , lightly, the Cyrillic alphabet (thank god for Chrome and it's auto translate!)... apart from when I pressed cancel after a long booking process to find train times from L'viv to Kiev to find the times!


This was on. Euro 2012!


Below is the proposed high level itinerary* of the jaunt. If you have any advice on any of the places we are going, how to travel best between them, or any other general advice, then please comment.

*this is still subject to change

Date Match Country City Transit Sleep
Fri-01-Jun Croatia Pag Fly to Zadar Pag
Sat-02-Jun Croatia Pag Bus to Split Split
Sun-03-Jun Croatia Split Bus to Sarajevo Sarajevo
Mon-04-Jun Bosnia Sarajevo Bus to Belgrade Belgrade
Tue-05-Jun Serbia Belgrade Train
Wed-06-Jun Hungary Budapest Train to Budapest Budapest
Thu-07-Jun Slovakia Bratislava Train to Bratislava Bratislava
Fri-08-Jun Russia v Czech Poland Wroclaw Train to Wroclaw Wroclaw
Sat-09-Jun Poland Wroclaw Train to Gdansk Train
Sun-10-Jun Spain v Italy Poland Gdansk Gdansk
Mon-11-Jun Poland Warsaw Train to Warsaw Warsaw
Tue-12-Jun Poland v Russia Poland Warsaw Train to Lviv Train
Wed-13-Jun Denmark v Portugal Ukraine Lviv Lviv
Thu-14-Jun Ukraine Lviv Train to Kiev Train
Fri-15-Jun Sweden v England Ukraine Kiev Kiev
Sat-16-Jun Ukraine Chernobyl Train to L'viv Train
Sun-17-Jun Denmark v Germany Ukraine L'viv L'viv
Mon-18-Jun Ukraine Kiev Train to Kiev Train
Tue-19-Jun Sweden v France Ukraine Kiev Kiev
Wed-20-Jun Ukraine Kiev Train to Warsaw Train
Thu-21-Jun Quarter Final Poland Warsaw Warsaw
Fri-22-Jun Germany Berlin Train to Berlin Berlin
Sat-23-Jun Holland Amsterdam Train to Amsterdam Amsterdam
Sun-24-Jun UK Eindhoven Fly to Stansted Home